One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?''
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'', she retorts.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'', said the officer.
"For reading a book", she replies,"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you", says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment".
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. As well as steal your boat while you are sleeping.
(courtesy of M. Regan)
