Spring Photos

With the rain the past two days... I wanted to share with you two pictures I took last week. Spring has come to Brannydoon!!

This is the crabapple tree in the front yard. We are doing our part to help with the bee problem. They have been busy at work with this tree.

My tulips have also come up and didn't become a meal over the winter for rodents or deer. I was quite happy with my purchase at the Christmas Tree Shoppe!

Never Argue with a Woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,anchors, and reads her book.Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?''

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'', she retorts.

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'', said the officer.

"For reading a book", she replies,"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you", says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment".
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. As well as steal your boat while you are sleeping.


(courtesy of M. Regan)